Oh Say, Can You See?

I’m just a plainspoken Colorado criminal defense lawyer, but the way I see it…

Another terrific 5-4 Supreme Court decision, announced Monday, in Florence v. Board of Chosen Freeholders of County of Burlington et al.

Strip searches for any criminal offense, however minor. Can’t wait for Justice Kennedy, who wrote for the majority, to fail to signal a turn to the right. I don’t believe he’ll be able to lift his genitals for the required inspection, however: his balls are obviously bigger than the Constitution.

Another Important 5-4 Decision (Courtesy of The New Yorker, and some rogue lawyer)