Bill O’Reilly Suffers Fatal Stroke

I’m just a plainspoken Colorado criminal defense lawyer, but the way I see it…

“By ratings standards,” the Murdochs say today of the King of Cable News who liked to masturbate to the sound of sexual harrassment (his own), “Bill O’Reilly is one of the most accomplished TV personalities in the history of cable news.”

No word on how he ranked by social standards. None at all.