Letter from Nowhere

I’m just a plainspoken Colorado criminal defense lawyer, but the way I see it…

It’s about a ten-hour drive from where I live in Boulder, Colorado, to Nowhere, Oklahoma, where practically no one lives. Upside: not much crime; only two cops, and they’re in the next town over, Fort Cobb.

To get there, I just have to start north on Gillaspie Drive, then wend my way six hundred forty-nine miles to the intersection of county roads 1280 and 2550, and there it is five hundred feet on my left.

But why drive when you can write? I tried, and you’ve probably already guessed what someone there had to say.

Nothing.