Murder Most Foul?

I’m just a plainspoken Colorado criminal defense lawyer, but the way I see it…

[News Headline: Donald Trump Suggests MSNBC News Host Joe Scarborough Murdered Aide]

The following is told largely (bigly?) in the President’s own words:

A lot of people suggest that the reason we haven’t seen Barron Trump on TV lately is that Donald Trump has chained the poor boy inside a box hidden deep within the basement of the White House, feeding him a diet of carrots and club soda.

It’s a very suspicious situation, and hopefully someday people are going to find out.

A woman who claimed to be Melania Trump called the other day to say that not only should the crime be investigated, but that it was very sad and very suspicious. “I don’t specifically claim Donald has done it,” she said, “but I don’t specifically claim he has not done it.”

White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany is said to have told reporters there is barely any truth to the rumors, and that the boy’s father would never ever feed him club soda, so radio and TV personality Don Imus should stop laughing about it. (Imus hasn’t laughed since last Christmas, mostly because he’s dead.)

So many unanswered and obvious questions, but why bring them up now. Law enforcement eventually will.

Ultimately, somebody’s going to get to the bottom of it. It’s a very serious situation.